Not only does this guy write so well he perfectly reflects my own mood towards life and politics.
I could write several paragraphs on my disdain at the imminence of a default Tory government but as usual Brooker says it all, and better.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/may/26/gordonbrown.davidmiliband
For instance, I know in my bones that rightwing policies are wrong. Obviously wrong. They just are. It’s Selfishism, pure and simple. Nasty stuff. Consequently I don’t “get” Tories, never have and never will. We don’t gel. There’s something missing in their eyes and voices; they’re the same yet different; bodysnatchers running on alien software.
And there you have it. Somebody who feels the same as me and is in print. I can now relax and do a day’s work.
